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    ME IN THE MILITARY?

    My cousin was encouraging me to join the military. No, he was not kidding and neither was I when I said maybe in a movie or in my next life! He is a soldier himself. First time I saw him carry a machine gun, leave alone this pepetas the boys in blue carry to maandamano […] More

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    RICH SMOKING MUBABAZ

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    He was just a town boy living in the village. When you have not grown up in the village, and at some point, life catapults you all the way from Lagos to a maize plantation in the middle of Ijebu-Igbo village, everyone knows you’re a rooster from the city. You smell like the city. You […] More

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    THE NOBLE THING

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    That Sunday afternoon found him saying Amen along with hundreds of other saints to the closing prayer led by the Pastor. Sundays are good days for him because he gets to spend more of the day in church. But this particular Sunday was bound to be longer than usual. He strolls through a parade of […] More

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    ONCE BITTEN

    Sometimes our guts tell us things but we just don’t listen. Not because we don’t want to but because we don’t have the nudge to. We will be waiting to sit on a thorn that will send an electric surge through every goddamn nerve ending causing a high voltage resuscitation on our numb brains. That […] More

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    BLACK EYE PLEASE

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    Last time I wrote here about checking up on your friends if you haven’t heard from them in a long time. Some of them might be in relationships that restrict them from keeping in touch with other people. They are in prisons they call relationships and they’ve fallen in love with the prison warden. They […] More

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    SOMEONE’S WIFE III

    When a man ignores a call in your presence, better cry foul to the referee of life. Cry about your rights as a woman and plead for justice on your part.  (Catch up on the previous episode here.) I have tried to remember a day I actively threw a cold shoulder on a call from […] More

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    MONEY LOVER

    “I think she left me because of money.”  “Money that you had or didn’t? Sigh.  “Which woman leaves a man because he’s drowning in money?” I laugh at myself for asking that in the first place.  “If it was entirely because of the money, that’s okay. But at least I know it has to be […] More

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    WILL YOU MARRY US?

    Climb every mountain. Swim every ocean. Just to be with you…” Is the background song that he accords the season in his life that made him richer in wives than a typical 25 year old in these modern times. Well the song is not necessarily a dedication to the wives but the song that played […] More

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