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She was in the washroom when she picked my call that day. I have avoided using any other terminology because I badly wanted to say, ‘the crapper.’ I don’t go to the crapper with my phone. Okay, I have tried once or twice and ascertained that it doesn’t work for me. The number of people […] More
That marriage felt like drowning in the ocean. Not that you don’t know how to swim, but the vastness of the water and the raging waves make you look like you don’t. I am not bad with women, I mean, at least I know how to treat them well. My mother taught me that, like […] More
He was just a town boy living in the village. When you have not grown up in the village, and at some point, life catapults you all the way from Lagos to a maize plantation in the middle of Ijebu-Igbo village, everyone knows you’re a rooster from the city. You smell like the city. You […] More
She used to come to our church before she didn’t come anymore. I can’t say I was the reason why she changed how she spends her Sundays but I wouldn’t entirely rule out that as a possibility. But, shrug, it cannot be me. We barely hit things off to levels that would warrant her to […] More
You know I am from staring at your inbox right now. Like, just before I began to write this. That’s how much of an effect it still seems you have on me. I thought I was over it. Shit no. Take two? I thought I was over you. See mjango, the thing with these people […] More
To all the girls who said a silent no to me yet so loud like a Boeing’s engine. You made me the man I am today and probably will forever be. You made my heart beat so helplessly in ecstasy and overflowing adrenaline as I sprinted for you back then. Today, the same heart is […] More
“I swear I knew it was going to be a threesome.” “That the baby he wanted would be made by force by threesome?” She snorted. (Read the previous episode here.) **** The conversation swirled towards what would happen if a friend of the opposite gender undressed before you. That was a group of my friends […] More
“Being a businessman, I’ve grown to know that you cannot appreciate what you’ve not worked for. You have to feel the pain for you to gain. You want shares? You want to sit at the high table? You will have to put effort.” (Read the previous episode here.) Silence. “So in short you’re not giving […] More
When a man ignores a call in your presence, better cry foul to the referee of life. Cry about your rights as a woman and plead for justice on your part. (Catch up on the previous episode here.) I have tried to remember a day I actively threw a cold shoulder on a call from […] More
“When you pray to God about something, genuinely from your heart, and He answers in greater ways that blow your mind, that’s when you’ll know He truly lives.” (Hi there. Missed the first episode? Feel free to read it here before proceeding. If you already did, happy reading:) I was strolling around home probably even […] More
“Mjango you know I would have been someone’s wife right now!” I must have said “Pull up selector!” or something that expresses that, just stop right there. Stop and just stop! Let me breathe for a moment. She is what, 22? Almost turning 23 and I couldn’t begin to imagine she was saying as we […] More
She hails from the breed of girls who have never known boys and their sweet nothings until after form four. It’s both a good thing and a bad thing. A good thing because like motivational speakers in high school would say, it was delayed gratification. Boys were a source or form of leisure and gratification […] More
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