“I broke my leash. I was all over the place like a mad rat looking for a mate. Someone watching would say I was looking for a mate by the way. But I was wild twerking to whatever stood behind me. Even if it was a pole I’d still break off my back on it. […] More
“Lastly, there is Mr Crocodile. Oh, this one plays a long game, my friend. Patience of an Indian. You will think he’s harmless. He just lies there, lethargic, showing no sign of energy. But when he moves, you don’t stand a chance to escape. He measures twice and cuts once. And when he cuts, it’s […] More
“Then there is Mr Spider. He weaves tales of deceit. He will lie to get what he wants even when you know he’s lying. When he catches you in his web of deceit, the more you struggle to leave, the further inside you get sucked.” Bikozulu: The Lacoste of Samburu The first time she ever […] More
“Then there is Mr Cheetah. Him and lightning are admins in the same Whatsapp Group. Girls don’t see him coming. One moment he’s pouring your drink in the bar, the next you are in his t-shirt in his kitchen washing carrots.” Bikozulu: The Lacoste of Samburu (Read the previous episode here.) She was doing her […] More
“Then there is The Hyena. He’s not a picky eater. He will go home with anyone. He will go home with your woman if he has half a chance.” Bikozulu: The Lacoste of Samburu. I remember when I was admitted to a new school during my transition to class six, he was the first and […] More
“The first man is The Lion. He’s got a lovely mane that women want to touch. He walks into a room and women notice him. Even men. He doesn’t work hard for his kill. Lazy-ass chap.” Bikozulu: The Lacoste of Samburu (Read the previous episode here.) “Good afternoon passengers. This is the pre-boarding announcement for […] More
The sun outside feels like it has had a quarry of coal added to it. The breeze that is usually tasked by nature to blow just to cool the forhead of the earth seems to have also been afraid of the heat. If that is how hot it is where I am now, then I […] More
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