When I tell people that I had my first phone when I was in class five (crap, grade five), they are amazed and amused. Envious? I don’t know. Maybe. But it’s implausible for them because most people my age had their first phone after form four. Some after class 8. There’s no competing with these […] More
You know I am from staring at your inbox right now. Like, just before I began to write this. That’s how much of an effect it still seems you have on me. I thought I was over it. Shit no. Take two? I thought I was over you. See mjango, the thing with these people […] More
To all the girls who said a silent no to me yet so loud like a Boeing’s engine. You made me the man I am today and probably will forever be. You made my heart beat so helplessly in ecstasy and overflowing adrenaline as I sprinted for you back then. Today, the same heart is […] More
[08/11, 4:56 pm] The_Mjango: I wanted to call but I got home and got lazy. Like now I’m in bed after eating and watching the last episode of money heist. Funny how the series I watch doesn’t surprise me. Okay, like I’m never really surprised after any outcome because I anticipate it. Being a writer, […] More
Slut! That’s what her mother called her in the middle of an argument she believes was so damn dumb. It was a series of uncalled for arguments her mum had unleashed on her but this one was the hell breaker. Being called a slut set her off. Like that one word you know you can […] More
Look at him sitting there cussing, cursing and clicking till his mouth tastes salty. Nothing hurts a man like the feeling of betrayal. For a man, everything he puts his attention to is an investment. He measures the love he offers through the time, money and resources he spends and the sacrifices he makes. Part […] More
I was late for class on that day. It was one of those classes that the lecturers don’t like it when they get to class before you. At the same time, I think they like it because they will find someone to embarrass and even punish by telling them not to enter. Unfortunately, that is […] More
It looked like a girls’ night out. You know this thing about how women look to empower themselves by all means possible. It’s a good thing. Only until peer pressure pushes feminism off the stage. They walked into the club as a trio and left the same way. The only difference in their coming in […] More
The sound of the engine of his car impresses him. No not because it’s has a turbo or anything of the kind, but because it is his first car brand new car and the sound of the engine is nearly no sound at all. For the fifteen years he has been a lecturer, he always […] More
It’s 12.06PM on Thursday in campus. That’s the time life begins to flow into the gates of campus. Comrades from almost all walks of life match in and out with agendas only their transcripts can testify about best. It’s a true story by the way. I bet you’ve come across a meme of quite an […] More
“Weh Judy kwani hio order haifiki?” She asks loudly and laughs boisterously. She turns and proceeds with her chat with her friend in Kikuyu. Still loud. We are in a small food joint that neighbours the university hostels. Everyone who dines there is used to her being all loud and chatty. Some find it unfortunate […] More
At one corner in the sitting room is where I mostly sit. I like it here because it is close to the socket. I know it is not advisable, but sometimes I just have to use my phone while it’s charging. School is opening on Wednesday. I mean, time during the school holidays is like […] More
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